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May 21, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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Fart story

May 20, 2009 By Leave a Comment

A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you’ll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She [...]

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Bus Driver's Parents

May 20, 2009 By Leave a Comment

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, “If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, “If my dad was an elephant and my mom a [...]

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Just Married

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between [...]

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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

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The geography of a woman

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

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American Beer

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused.

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10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat’s exhausted from just watching you.

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Grass Sandwich

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”. She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”

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Is it michael jackson

May 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white?

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