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		<title>How to tick people off</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 22:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write &#8220;for sexual favors.&#8221; 3. Specify that your drive-through order is &#8220;TO-GO.&#8221; 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Fears</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 08:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doc, you&#8217;ve gotta help me, I&#8217;m going crazy!&#8221; &#8220;Just put yourself in my hands for two years,&#8221; said the psychiatrist. &#8220;Come to me three times a week, and I&#8217;ll cure your fears.&#8221; &#8220;How much do you charge?&#8221; &#8220;My fee is $100 per visit.&#8221; &#8220;That&#8217;s awfully expensive, Doc,&#8221; reckoned Shakey. &#8220;Let me sleep on it, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fart story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 08:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you&#8217;ll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bus Driver&#039;s Parents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 08:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, &#8220;If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I&#8217;d be a little bull.&#8221; The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, &#8220;If my dad was an elephant and my mom a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lesbian</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, &#8220;Don&#8217;t waste your time on that one. She&#8217;s a lesbian.&#8221; The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, &#8220;So which part of Lesbia are you from?&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Even More Blonde Q and A</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn&#8217;t like it because she couldn&#8217;t get MTV. Q: What do UFO&#8217;s and smart blondes have in common? A: You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde Shoots Herself</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. &#8220;How did this happen?&#8221; the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. &#8220;What?&#8221; sputtered the doctor. &#8220;You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?&#8221; &#8220;No, Silly!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:43:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened&#8230;but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adam and Eve</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did god create Adam before he created eve? Because he didn&#8217;t want anyone telling him how to make Adam.]]></description>
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		<title>60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. I&#8217;ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it&#8217;s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don&#8217;t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It&#8217;s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there&#8217;s a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doing It In The Dark</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband&#8217;s insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand. &#8220;Is this what you have been using on me for the past [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The geography of a woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:36:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Studying Is Better Than Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. You can usually find someone to do it with. 2. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 3. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 4. When you open a book, you don&#8217;t have to worry about who else has opened [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. &#8220;Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,&#8221; he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer,&#8221; he replies quite bemused. &#8220;Aaaahhh. There&#8217;s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cigarette Warnings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual &#8220;equipment.&#8221; Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information. How about something like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways to Know You&#039;ve Had Good Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat&#8217;s exhausted from just watching you.5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You&#8217;ve both gone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Making Love to a Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It&#8217;s got to be hot. You&#8217;ve got to take your time. You&#8217;ve got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You&#8217;ve got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grass Sandwich</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, &#8220;In America, we call this a hug&#8221;. She replies, &#8220;Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.&#8221; A little later, he gives her a peck on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crowded Subway</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, &#8220;Sir, if you don&#8217;t stop poking me with your thing, I&#8217;m going to the cops!&#8221; &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about miss &#8211; that&#8217;s just my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home from the Air Force</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 07:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, &#8220;Honey, I want you to know that I haven&#8217;t wasted all this time alone. Instead, I&#8217;ve mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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